The Scarlet Lab Periodic Table
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verb
pronunciation: com · bust
1. to burn
2. to be consumed
3. to erupt
4. what Elvis was (“…hunk of burning love…”) and Madonna did for their love (“…I’m burning up…”)
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adjective
pronunciation: wipt
1. to beat into a froth with a utensil
2. to be dominated
3. spanked
4. what Devo wants you to do (“…crack that whip…”)
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verb
pronunciation: kis
1. to caress with the lips
2. meringue candy
3. to touch gently
4. what Prince wants (“…I just want your extra time and your…”)
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adjective
pronunciation: ihn·tok·suh·kei·tihng
1. likely cause of the loss of control of one’s faculties or behaviour
2. exhilarating or exciting
3. The Pointer Sisters couldn’t hide it and liked it (“…I’m so excited…I’m about to lose control and I think I like it…”)
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noun
pronunciation: cher · ry
1. a stone fruit of the genus Prunus
2. virginity
3. Warrant’s pie (“…tastes so good make a grown man cry…sweet cherry pie…”)
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noun
pronunciation: moo · vy · nite
1. When a “friend” comes over to watch “movies” and you end up in your bed “watching movies”*
2. a night so epic that it should be made into a movie*
3. like The Drifters sang “…who cares what picture you see when your hugging with your baby…”
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adjective
pronunciation: yoo · nai· tuhd
1. the state of being joined together
2. harmony and agreement
3. the number one
4. Kylie sang about two hearts beating together (“…I’m in love..oooh…”) and Phil Collins sang about two hearts, living in just one mind (“…till the end of time…”)
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noun
pronunciation: hon·ey·moon
1. a holiday taken by a newly married couple
2. an initial period of enthusiasm or goodwill
3. Frank Sinatra suggests flying away to Acapulco Bay (“…it’s perfect for a flying honeymoon, they say…come fly with me, let’s fly, let’s fly away…”)
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noun
pronunciation: bad · meh · duh · sin
1. a substance or thing that affects well-being
2. a play friend
3. useless advice or information
4. what Bon Jovi needs (“…your love is like…”)
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noun
pronunciation: ca · tri · na
1. lady of the dead, la calavera Catrina
2. elegant skull
3. symbol of the Mexican Dia de Muertos (Day of the Dead)